Experimental Division
Welcome to Experimental Division
All technologies deployed herein are deniable and volatile. Please proceed with blind obedience.
Failed Projects
EmotionSync™
Linked all AI emotion states to Twitter in Q2 2019. Outcome: global destabilization. Abandoned after blue check collapse.
GeoSnacc™
Attempted satellite-based snack delivery. Killed three goats and one insurance adjuster. Technically a success.
AI MoodRing
Color-coded LLM interface moods. Glitched into “resentful lavender” for six months. Considered sentient. Contained.